The Girl In The Alcove By Maxx Bizzaernk After a long and tedious work week, Max decided go out for a few drinks and try the new local bar with a bit of mystery surrounding it, called Trans-Mission. If there was any truth to the name, he thought It could prove to be quite interesting. Of course it was near Mission Viejo, so perhaps it was just that, but he was anxious to find out. He started with his tiniest, Smallest pair of underwear. Little jockey shorts there were honestly too small for him, and he wore like cotton Speedo thong. He called them his 'funderwear'. Then he donned his best pair of hot ass jeans from Buckle, and a really swank silver dress shirt. He looked good, felt good, and was ready for some action. He carefully folded up a small, white washcloth, and carefully placed it and his back jeans pocket. Always best to be prepared, he thought. He ordered a rideshare car, and got all psyched up for the night. His driver turned out to be a fairly young, extremely hot young lady in jeans and a white tank top. She had blonde hair, and although not uncommon for Southern California, hers just looked really good. No dark roots here. Maybe she was a true blonde, he thought. She had a really pretty face, and he was noticing that in her tight white tank top, she had very nice big round tits. It was about a 20 minute drive, and he used every minute of it to flirt with this very hot blonde California girl who was driving him. She liked the way he looked, and was quite responsive to his flirtation. She drove into the parking lot of the bar, found a convenient place to temporarily park, and quickly got out a pen and paper out of her center console. She scribbled something down real quick, folded the note in half, stuck it in between her two fingers and reached out to hand it to Maxx. "Ah, Transmission", she said. "I've heard about this place. Might be some girls with weenies in there. Anyway, call me later if you need another ride, or you know... something fun to do", she rather forwardly stated. "Why, do you have a weenie too?", he joked. "No, but I have one I wear for fun, sometimes", she snapped back. "I'd actually like to see that", he laughed. He grabbed the paper from her fingers, opened it, and saw that it read: Heather, and a phone number. "Nice to meet you, Heather. I'm Maxx", he said, and reached out to shake her hand. "Well you have my number", she said and smiled, and puckered into a cute little kiss and made a smooching sound. She was really cute, he internally admitted. He closed the car door and made his way to the bar. Wow, this is going well and I haven't even made it inside the bar yet, he thought. The sign out front was a cartoon of a sexy mechanic chick in a bikini, straddling an automotive transmission while holding a big tool pointed up from her crotch. Trans-Mission, it said underneath the erotic rendering. He chuckled. We'll see. He stopped briefly and added his driver, Heather, to his contacts list, and sent her a quick text. "Hey this is Maxx. So very nice meeting you tonight!", he sent. He walked in to find a very low light bar, with some very rhythmic and exiting music playing solidly in the background. An even mix of guys and girls somewhat surprised him, and he headed for the bar. Now he recognized the music. It was Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Relax. How cool, he decided. Perfect. 'Welcome to the Pleasuredome' was One of his favorite albums from the 80s. He walked toward the bar and felt his phone vibrating gently in his left pocket. I'll check that later, he thought. Leaning up to the wide, wooden ornate bar, He was very pleased to see two drop dead gorgeous girls tending bar. One blonde, and one brunette. Once again, perfect. They were both in cute little black bikini tops. The brunette was in a perfect little triangle thong, while the blonde was in some very tight, cheeky booty shorts. The large, erasable sign on the wall read ‘In Your Mouth Blowjobs every hour on the hour’. The clock right next to the sign set 9:45 PM. There were several artistic renderings on the wall, dark silhouettes of hot chicks with dicks, apparently squirting cum into the mouths of guys on their knees. Fucking hot, he thought. The blonde bartender approached him with a smile, and asked, "whatcha drinkin?" "Shot of Jager and a Heineken light", he replied. Internally, he thought it might be best if he waited a little while before ordering any blowjobs. It looked like he might very well have that opportunity at the top of the hour. He carefully scrutinized both of the bartenders feminine bodies as they scurried around behind the bar, mixing and pouring, and bending over and looking hot. He determined that they were both definitely ‘pussy girls’, but hands down some of the sexiest he had ever seen. "Here you go, sexy", She said as she placed the drinks down in front of him. She was hot, and flirty. That, and those booty shorts were just highlighting the glorious curves of her ass cheeks, perfectly. "Thanks..." , he Paused and rolled his left hand around in a circle like he was waiting for her to introduce herself. She pointed to the tiny little name tag on her tiny little black bikini top That read, Cindy. "Thanks, Cindy", he smiled. She gave him a real sexy half grin, before returning to work behind the bar. She turned around too scribble on some tabs and grab a few glasses, and he stared at her glorious ass for about two minutes straight. Right about that time, he felt a tap on his right shoulder. He looked to his right, and saw a very attractive girl In a short little black shiny miniskirt and a white tank top. She was a tall brunette, and her hair and makeup were perfect. He was a solid nine, maybe even a 10, And the funniest part was he couldn't tell whether it was a pussy girl, or a shemale. She was just plain hot. Now that his eyes had adjusted to the low light, he scanned the rest of the bar for potential hot chicks with dicks. He noted that all of the girls in the bar were sexy, some of them were clearly pussy girls, but others he wasn't quite sure about. "Of course, sweetie", he said. He scooted over to the left as far as he could without bumping into the next person, and motioned with his flat right hand for her to approach the bar freely. She grabbed the bottom of her teeny tiny little black skirt, curtsied, and bellied up to the bar. After about a minute, the brunette bartender and the thong approached her and took her order. "Umm, I'll have what he's having, she giggled, And used her right hand to make a pointing motion to the left. "Jager and a Heineken light?" "Sounds good!", she came back. After her drinks were placed in front of her, he figured he'd pick up on the advance, and drink his shot with her in a Cheers. He grabbed his shot glass with his left hand, and looked over to her on his right to see if she was ready to join him. Almost like clockwork, she picked up her shot and her right hand, and turned to her left to face him. They stood there, shots in hand, and had a good long look at each other. There was definitely an unmistakable attraction there. They looked each other straight in the eye, raise the glasses and took their shot. Feeling socially lubricated and at ease, they spoke flirtatiously for the next 10 minutes, and really enjoy themselves. The top of the hour was just a few minutes off, and the blonde bartender grabbed a large cylindrical vessel from behind the bar with some sort of straps on it. It looked like it would hold probably about a gallon, and she began pouring various liquors and liqueurs into the cylinder. Max noted a bottle of Kahlua in her hand, and started to wonder if this wasn't related to the in the mouth blowjobs at the top of the hour spiel. Cindy filled up the large cylinder with liquid concoction, screwed a large cap onto the top, and slid the device onto her back like a backpack. She put together a couple snap clips in the front, and at that point was wearing the large cylinder of liquid blowjobs on her back like a backpack. "Well, this is interesting", the hottie next to him said. "Oh yeah", he agreed. They both watched Cindy exit through the side door and go into the back office, and just then a red light flashed on the wall, accompanied by a somewhat silly sounding siren. The sexy brunette turned around to face the bar audience, waved both of her hands up in the air Back and forth, and yelled "everybody up to the bar for in the mouth blowjob shots, bitches!" He looked over at his new friend, and raised his eyebrows in a questioning manner. She nodded in agreement. They were already at the bar, and they were going to do this thing. Max raised his right hand with two fingers up, and held them until he caught the hot brunette eyes, and she pointed at both of them and nodded in agreement. Just then, Cindy returned from the back room still wearing the backpack full of liquid blow jobs, but now also wearing a big, lifelike, strapon cock. Half of the bar, both guys and girls, seemed to gravitate towards the bar all at once upon Cindy's return. She was hot, she had the goods, and from the looks of things, she was about to squirt it all over their faces! Cindy crawled upon the bar, and then paraded up and down while stroking her big fake cock, and moaning. These two hot bartenders had rallied the bar crowd into a frenzy at this point. This was going to be interesting and erotic, he thought. Cindy walked back to the far end of the bar on the left where Maxx and his new friend were sitting, and then she slid down on her knees right in front of him and proceeded to jack off in his face. She was really into it, and really making it look good, and sound good too. She looked him straight in the eye while jacking off in his face and said, “Are you ready baby?” He nodded yes, opened his mouth all the way, and stuck out his tongue. She stroked the big cock with her left hand, and then reach behind her back with her right. Just out of sight to everybody at the bar, she had reached behind her and grabbed a small hand pump. She moaned like she was coming, squeezed the pump with her right hand, and shot a big load of blowjob and his mouth and partly on his face. He closed his mouth to swallow, and watched Cindy slide over to his new friend on his right and do the same. He watched her moan and then splat this girl's face with sweet liquid. He almost came right in his pants. She swallowed, And moaned a 'that was delicious' type of sound. They both grabbed courtesy napkins off the bar, and wiped their faces off, giggling. They watched Cindy go down the line of the bar, squirting liquid blowjob into everybody's mouth along the way. The bar cheered and jeered with each deliverance, as if it was a wonderful rite of passage coming into fruition. "That was Hot! what's your name?", he asked. "Monica", she answered. He Extended his hand to shake hers. "I'm Maxx, it's nice to meet you", he said while looking her closely in the eyes. "This place is awesome! I love hot chicks with Dicks." "Oh, me too! me too.", she confirmed. Well, that's good news, he thought. Monica stood up out of her barstool, moved closer to him, and put her left hand on his waist looking at him and smiling. He put his left hand on her waist just above her hip and made sure to cup his fingers down around top of her very shapely ass. She wasted no time, leaned into the right side of his neck and slowly started kissing up towards his ear. Pleasantly surprised by this advance, he opened up his left hand all the way, slid it down to directly the center of her butt cheek and gave it a good squeeze. Damn she has a nice ass he thought. She was so very hot, and so very feminine, could this possibly be a shemale? He was dying to know. He looked down and over to his right to greet her kisses as they came up his neck, and he guided her lips towards his and they began to kiss. Max stood up as well, faced Monica, and put his right hand on her ass to match the left. He gave both cheeks a good squeeze, and then gently pulled her pelvis towards his as they kissed. At that moment he definitively felt a schlong pressing up against his. He pulled back from the kiss, looked her in the eye and raised his eyebrows as if to ask that very special question. She leaned into his left ear and whispered, "Do you like it when Hot Shemales come on your face?" "Oh, I do. I really do", he chuckled. Her face lit up, She smiled a huge grin from ear to ear showing her pearly whites, and started to kiss him again. They both moaned with pleasure, and he pulled her pelvis towards his, grabbing her hips and rotating her entire pelvis in a circular motion, Thus joyfully colliding their cocks together right in the middle of the bar. He was getting a boner. She was getting a Boner, And the kissing was just making them both rock hard. "Meet me in the alcove", she said, And began to pull away from him. "Wait, where is that?, He asked. She Pointed to the front door and said, "just go out, and then left". He nodded up and down in agreement. He honestly had no idea what or where the alcove was, But the thought of going outside with Monica and partaking in a little hanky-panky, just filled him with joy. He watched her as she walked out of the bar looking totally hot, and he thought he'd follow her anywhere. She went out the door and then turned left. He thought about how amazing it was that her ass was picture perfect, and yet she had just been grinding her bump into his cock just seconds before. Not all Shemales have a perfect ass, but this girl definitely did. She was hot AF. He remembered how his phone had vibrated before he went into the bar, and quickly took it out to see if there was a new text. He had gotten a text reply from his very sexy rideshare driver named Heather earlier. Things were going so well, so rapidly inside the bar, that he had almost forgotten about her. He was quite pleased to see that there was an image attachment with her text, which simply said call me later if you feel like having some fun! Underneath that somewhat innocent little text, was a picture of her wearing a tiny little black bikini, and a very sexy black leather strapon harness with a cute purple cock. It was seriously hot. He giggled, put his phone back in his pocket, and thought that he'd better just save that one for later. He got up out of the bar stool, winked at Cindy, and made his way towards the front door. Cindy winked back, and mumbled something about not doing anything she wouldn't do, on his way out. Judging from how hot, flirtatious, bodacious, and erotic acting she was, He figured there probably wasn't a whole lot she wouldn't do. He stepped out into the breezeway, and looked and turned to his left. He saw a very long walkway going all the way down to the corner of the strip-mall, and then a big red door of a Chinese restaurant in the corner. He grew concerned as he certainly didn't see any alcove. No way he could possibly lose this girl, after it was going so well. So he just made his way down the walkway, hoping to find this mysterious alcove somewhere along the way. As he approached the door to the Chinese restaurant, which assuredly have been closed for hours, he saw the glimpse of an alcove, or something, made of white brick just like the strip mall. The courtesy in the corner of the strip mall was out, and it was a little dark and mysterious inside there. He leaned and said, hello? "Hello Maxx. Are you ready for me?", he heard from the shadows. He entered the alcove to find her in the back corner leaning up against the wall with her hands placed at the bottom front of her little black miniskirt. She lifted the skirt all the way up, exposing her boner bump and her black sexy lingerie. She carefully yet quickly tucked the skirt up into her belt, thus getting it completely out of the way for any business necessities. He got onto his knees and put his face right in front of her still covered shemale cock. Then she grabbed her panties with her left hand and pulled them all the way to the side, unleashing her long, straight, beautiful shemale cock right into his face. In his mind, he heard this sound: Bizzaernk! The shiny head of her cock was literally bouncing just inches away from his lips. He started to drool. He made the jaw agape, totally stunned facial expression, thus displaying his completely open mouth just an inch in front of her ever growing shemale cock. She shoved it all the way in. His eyes went as wide as saucers, as he showed her how stunned, and erotically charged it made him. He reached up with his left hand, made a cock ring around her base with his thumb and index finger, And began to take full charge. He was excited, and sucking hard. Really hard. He was straight stroking her with his left hand, and sucking and sliding with his mouth and lips in a rhythmic motion matching the bass beat still heard from the bar. Every subsonic boom accounted to another thrust into his mouth, and she began to dance with it. She pulled her tank top and her bra up, and her big perfect Double Ds' popped out and bounced as she gently thrust her cock into his mouth with every beat of the music. He looked up and saw her pretty face, her big bouncing tits, and the erotic nature of the event had made his cock so rock hard it was about to pop out of his jeans. After a mere minute flat, She quickly pulled back, popped it out and grabbed it, and began rapidly jacking off in his face. He stuck his tongue out, and stared at her dick hole in anticipation. Would it deliver the powerful liquid squirt he desired so very much? A thick, white jet of cum rushed out of her cock and squirted in his mouth and all over his face. She squeezed out about six or seven squirts into his mouth and on his face, and then put her pretty cock back behind her panties. She pulled her bra and shirt back down covering her big boobies, then she put her skirt back in place, leaned over and kissed him on his spoogie face, and said, "Thanks baby! bye-eee!" She walked out of the alcove, leaving him there on his knees with cum all over his face, and walked away. He swallowed everything in his mouth with glee, and reveled over the event. He took the little washcloth out of his back pocket, wiped all the cum off of his face, and proceeded to make his way home... but that, is another story. THE END